Year 4 Newspaper - Egg Yokes

Date: 4th Apr 2019 @ 1:01pm


Here are some of the egg jokes that we have thought of at the newspaper team:

These yokes are eggcellent!

What day do eggs hate the most....Fry day!

Your egg jokes eggsasperate me, that one was all white though!

Add in any of your own in the comments; we are eggcited to hear them!

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Ellie G wrote:

I get it, those are hilarious.

Marley B wrote:

What do you mean

Bethan L wrote:

I don’t think it’s funny

Hugo P wrote:

Why don’t you think It’s funny??

Izumi R wrote:

These jokes made me laugh

Hugo P wrote:

Same

Kian M wrote:

Exsasperate is one of are vocabulary ninjas! Hilarious!

Emily-Rose D wrote:

You mean WODS . ( words of the day )

Marley B wrote:

I’m just getting back with eggs

Robyn D wrote:

I love good to be green

Julia Q wrote:

That is a really good joke

Hugo P wrote:

Funny Ju Ju

Robyn D wrote:

These jokes are funny

Marley B wrote:

What do you call a egg frid

Ellie G wrote:

I don't know 🤷‍♂️.

Marley B wrote:

It s eggfrited

Emily-Rose D wrote:

Geoffrey finds them funny 😄 as well.

Hugo P wrote:

I think that the first egg joke is really funny 😂 for me

Robyn D wrote:

So do i

Julia Q wrote:

I know right

Miah S wrote:

This is funny I get it 😂😂😂😂

Marley B wrote:

I don’t

Marley B wrote:

I’m just egged head

Miah S wrote:

This is funny I get it 😂😂😂😂

Shefae F wrote:

Hilarious 😂🤣i cant stop laughing 😂🤣

Robyn D wrote:

These jokes are hilarious 😂😂😆😆

Sophia H wrote:

What do u call a camel with no hump

Sophia H wrote:

Hump free

Lyla B wrote:

After school i’m going to Whales to see my eggcilent friends

Miah S wrote:

Do you mean I’m going to whales to see my eggcilent friends

Shefae F wrote:

I wont laugh until Lyla will say her yoke🤐😃

Lyla B wrote:

I’m cracking up 🥚🤪

Marley B wrote:

I don’t get it

Sophia H wrote:

?

Shefae F wrote:

I wont laugh until Lyla will say her yoke🤐😃

Marley B wrote:

I’m not eggin well

Mohamed J wrote:

Egg rangers to the rescue !

Marley B wrote:

What do you I think 🤔 egged up

Sophia H wrote:

The yoke is about to be on you

Mohamed J wrote:

Tomato egg are going to eat you ahhhh!

Julia Q wrote:

did you hear about the race between the tomato & the lettuce.The lettuce got a head and the tomato tried to ketchup 😃

Marley B wrote:

I don’t get it

Marley B wrote:

🍳 more like meg

Marley B wrote:

I love 💖 my joke

Danyal R wrote:

What’ A cats best colour purrrrrrrrrrrrrrpel

Marley B wrote:

I love it

Danyal R wrote:

What do snowman ⛄️ eat snowballs

Danyal R wrote:

I have 4 sides what am I

Robyn D wrote:

I love blogging

Rayana G wrote:

On Friday we do eggserxize
These are too eggstreme

Suhayla W wrote:

Those yokes are eggcelent Ray.

Miah S wrote:

Hi I’m a girl that ❤️Blogging

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